Love & Relationships
10 Biggest Turn Offs for Guys
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1. Faking your orgasms…obviously. If we can’t tell, that’s one thing. But if we know you’re faking it and you’re overzealously selling like a used car salesman, it’s going to drain all the horniness out of us. To be clear, in that simile, I’m not implying that used car salesmen have loud, fake orgasms. I’m just saying they’re pushy. I don’t know what it looks like when a used car salesman orgasms.
3. Obviously fake anything. Generally speaking, people don’t mind fake hair, nails, boobs, tans, etc. as long as it isn’t immediately and obviously fake. Then it crosses some imaginary line into tacky. Is it unfair? Maybe. But that doesn’t immediately change things.
4. Talking in a baby voice. Sure, some people are super into this apparently. Some people are into role-playing as babies. There’s someone out there for everything, is my point. But don’t spend all your time talking in a voice three octaves above your regular one. Especially not during sex. Dirty talking in that pitch will scare our boner to death.
5. Sending him tons of selfies. Do they contain a fair bit of cleavage? Carry on. Are they 27 separate selfies of you with your Starbucks cup? Please turn your phone off for at least an hour.
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